The Colbert Report
The Word - Swift Payment
Poor people who sell their reproduction rights won't know the joy of raising a child, but they'll be able to buy a 52-inch flat screen. (04:41)
On Topic - Political Parties - The Socialist Party
Stephen knows that if Socialists had their druthers, no one would own their own druthers.
On Topic - Political Parties - The Republican Party
Stephen thinks the G.O.P. should adopt a name that's more appealing to young people -- like Twitter.
On Topic - Political Parties - The Tea Party
The Tea Party shouldn't have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems.
On Topic - Political Parties - The Democratic Party
Stephen knows that when someone misbehaves, it's natural to assume that person is a Democrat.
On Topic - Political Parties - The Libertarian Party
Stephen doesn't want the government to stop Ron Paul from shooting at floods.
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good. (06:42)
The Word - Run for Your Life
Dan Burton proposes a bulletproof Congressional plexiglass dome, and Peter King wants to keep guns 1,000 feet from federal officials. (03:51)
The Word - Disintegration
North Carolina Tea Partiers want to reverse socially engineered progress until things get so bad for the poor that they can't be ignored. (04:53)
The Word - Coverage of Denial
The House Republicans' vote to repeal Obamacare is a symbolic gesture, but they don't let reality push them around. (04:00)
The Word - New Country for Old Men
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America. (04:38)
The Word - Economic Boom
The defense budget cannot get cut because making instruments of destruction is as American as napalm pie. (05:11)
The Word - Over-Reactor
The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe. (05:26)
The Word - That New-Smell Smell
Inescapables harnesses all of the senses to deliver a loud and clear message: you're smelling something. (06:11)
The GlennPocalypse
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff. (03:57)
The Word - Buy and Cellulite
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution. (06:05)
The Word - Autocratic for the People
Michigan's emergency financial manager strips elected officials of power so they don't oppose his ideas to save money. (06:03)
The Word - Enhanced Rejustification
The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death. (06:56)
The Word - Hear No Evil
Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals. (04:45)
The Word - The Business End
Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience. (05:38)
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