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Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Candidacy Announcements

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Candidacy Announcements

By the time Republicans announce their presidential candidacy, the teachers' unions will have Americans under Sharia law panels.

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Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Chances

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Republican Chances

Tim Pawlenty lacks pizzazz, Mitch Daniels isn't tall enough, and Mitt Romney must explain why he passed health care reform.

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Batman's Muslim Sidekick

Batman's Muslim Sidekick

Aasif Mandvi meets a comic book artist who thinks Batman's Muslim sidekick, Nightrunner, could spell doom for the American way of life.

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Zeid Ra'ad

Zeid Ra'ad

Jordanian Ambassador Prince Zeid Ra'ad plugs King Abdullah II's book, "Our Last Best Chance," to avoid becoming the ambassador to Trenton, NJ.

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Mess O'North Africa - Muammar al-Gaddafi's Denial

Mess O'North Africa - Muammar al-Gaddafi's Denial

As Libya falls to pieces around him, Muammar al-Gaddafi's options have narrowed down to how he's going to die.

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Allison Stanger

Allison Stanger

Allison Stanger discusses the perverse situation in which America is funding the enemy in order to fight them.

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Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer

Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer

Scott Walker puts the public sector unions -- and particularly teachers -- on notice that the gravy train is over.

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Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer - Teachers and Wall Street

Crisis in Dairyland - For Richer and Poorer - Teachers and Wall Street

When will America's teachers follow the lead of Wall Street and start making some sacrifices for the children?

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Diane Ravitch

Diane Ravitch

Diane Ravitch believes education reform should focus on getting children out of poverty, not finding the bad teachers.

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Crisis in Dairyland - Tape Residue

Crisis in Dairyland - Tape Residue

According to Fox News, Wisconsin protesters leave behind $7.5 million in tape residue.

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Searching for the Wisconsin 14

Searching for the Wisconsin 14

John Oliver bravely journeys into Illinois' savage, frozen territory to track down the missing 14 Democratic state senators from Wisconsin.

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Exclusive - Rand Paul Extended Interview

Exclusive - Rand Paul Extended Interview

In this unedited, extended interview, Rand Paul says conservatives must admit that there's waste in the military budget. Rand Paul doesn't see the banking crisis as a failure of capitalism in this unedited, extended interview. In this unedited, extended interview, Rand Paul talks about "creative destruction" and overzealous government.

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Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Weak Republican Contenders

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Weak Republican Contenders

The Republicans' strongest contender for the presidential nomination is Hillary Clinton with a fake mustache.

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sharia?

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sharia?

Peter King may have ties to the IRA, but he believes that Muslim Americans should be investigated for failing to denounce terrorist organizations.

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MoveOn.Aww - Trials Resume for Guantanamo Detainees

MoveOn.Aww - Trials Resume for Guantanamo Detainees

Jon pours out some homemade salad dressing for all the liberal homies after military trials resume for Guantanamo detainees.

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MoveOn.Aww - NPR Executive Resigns

MoveOn.Aww - NPR Executive Resigns

An NPR executive resigns almost immediately after getting caught on hidden camera criticizing Republicans.

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Radical Muslim Hearings

Radical Muslim Hearings

Peter King ironically launches hearings to investigate American Muslims while defending his ties to the IRA.

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Crisis in Dairyland - Apocalypse Cow

Crisis in Dairyland - Apocalypse Cow

Wisconsin Republicans use a loophole to vote without Democrats, and Sam Bee gets a taste of what it's like to live the teacher's dream.

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Odyssey Dawn

Odyssey Dawn

The U.S. military fires Tomahawk missiles against Libyan defense targets on the anniversary of the Iraq war.

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Odyssey Dawn - Unconstitutional War

Odyssey Dawn - Unconstitutional War

Aasif Mandvi explains that America is merely enabling a no-fly zone to encourage Libyan leadership's self-relocation.

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America's Freedom Packages

America's Freedom Packages

John Oliver demonstrates how America's freedom packages will turn any country's civil war into a catastro-tunity.

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Sarah Vowell

Sarah Vowell

Sarah Vowell talks about the year that the United States became a world power in an orgy of imperialism.

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America at Not-War

America at Not-War

Republicans plead for action in the face of Muammar al-Gaddafi's tyranny, but they aren't satisfied with Obama's no-fly zone.

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America at Not-War - Obama's Communication Gap

America at Not-War - Obama's Communication Gap

President Obama talks to Americans about the operation in Libya like adults who've been married for 40 years.

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Back in Black - Trump 2012

Back in Black - Trump 2012

Lewis Black thinks Donald Trump has what it takes to be the crazy third-world dictator that America needs.

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When Reporters Attack

When Reporters Attack

Nancy Grace refuses to take science for an answer, and Steve Harrigan sends Joey Expendable to the Gaddafi compound.

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When Reporters Attack - CNN & Fox News Feud in Libya

When Reporters Attack - CNN & Fox News Feud in Libya

Jason Jones understands why his old warhorse correspondent brethren from Fox News and CNN are butting heads in Libya.

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Gov Hurts

Gov Hurts

The relationship between Republican governors and their states goes from cool new boyfriend to psychotic stepdad.

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Family Matters

Family Matters

Journalists have a tough job in the field, especially the reporters working for NBC.

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Bret Baier

Bret Baier

Bret Baier defends journalistic objectivity at Fox News and believes Charles Krauthammer is brilliant.

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I Give Up - Pay Anything...

I Give Up - Pay Anything...

As greedy public workers bankrupt states, America makes it harder for honest corporate citizens to create jobs.

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A Room of One's Own

A Room of One's Own

Wyatt Cenac describes the exquisite dance between reporters and the White House as he's handcuffed in the Nixon boiler room.

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Mansour O. El-Kikhia

Mansour O. El-Kikhia

Mansour O. El-Kikhia thanks President Obama for striking against Gaddafi's forces in Libya.

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America at Not-War - Obama Defends Military Action in Libya

America at Not-War - Obama Defends Military Action in Libya

Ten days after America starts bombing Libya, President Obama takes to the podium to convince Americans that they should bomb Libya.

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America at Not-War - Obama's Pragmatic Foreign Policy Decisions

America at Not-War - Obama's Pragmatic Foreign Policy Decisions

President Obama describes America's action in Libya, without the soaring freedom rhetoric.

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America at Not-War - Define and Conquer

America at Not-War - Define and Conquer

Jay Carney makes America's military action in Libya sound like a PBS special, and President Obama calls the conflict a "turd sandwich."

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Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Bachmann, Cain & Gingrich

Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Bachmann, Cain & Gingrich

Michele Bachmann apologizes for the waterfall noise, Howard Cain refuses to appoint a Muslim, and Newt Gingrich fears an atheist Islamist takeover.

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Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Santorum, Barbour & Trump

Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Santorum, Barbour & Trump

Rick Santorum blames Social Security troubles on abortion, Haley Barbour wants to reinstate "don't ask, don't tell," and Donald Trump calls for Obama's birth certificate.

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America at Not-War - Libyan Rebel Forces

America at Not-War - Libyan Rebel Forces

CIA operatives must include the instructions on the weapons before arming poorly trained Libyan rebels.

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Rebranding Libya - Ali Suleiman Aujali

Rebranding Libya - Ali Suleiman Aujali

John Oliver helps Ali Suleiman Aujali repair Libya's image with a more appealing name and a less threatening flag.

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Bad News Baier

Bad News Baier

Bret Baier needs to be warned that bias is seeping into Fox News after his boss admits to mischievously speculating about Obama.

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