The Irony Collection — The Centrist Party

Republicans Watch "The Town"

House Republicans use a clip from "The Town" to urge their hardline Tea Party freshman coalition to support John Boehner's debt ceiling plan.

Dodd-Frank Update

The Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform & Consumer Protection Act sings about having its ass f**ked raw for a year.

I Thought We Already Took Care of this S@#t

The 9/11 Health Care Bill that provides free medical treatment to Ground Zero first responders covers coughing, laryngitis, and carpal tunnel syndrome -- but not cancer.

In the Name of the Fodder

The Fox News rapid-response team distinguishes violence in the name of a religion from the practitioners of that religion -- as long as it's Christianity.

GOP - Special Victims Unit

Conservative pundits hate it when liberals play the victim card because it distracts from the real victims: conservatives.

Twitter Pundits

News organizations turn to random Twitter account holders instead of vetting facts with proper journalistic integrity and authority.

Rachel Weisz

Rachel Weisz talks about becoming a U.S. citizen and discusses the true story of human trafficking that inspired her film "The Whistleblower."

Armadebtdon 2011 - Call Congress

Barack Obama addresses the grotesque income and wealth disparity that has metastasized through fealty to corporate overlords by urging Americans to call Congress.

Armadebtdon 2011 - The World's Saddest Tangerine

(EDITORIAL NOTE) John Boehner believes the bigger the government, the smaller the people; thus the Republican plan must be to destroy government and create a super-race of right-wing Titans.

CNN Anchor Don Lemon Appears not to Care for CNN

Anchorman Don Lemon's half-hearted last-minute effort to feign that he cares about CNN's antics is not just casual anchor banter, it's a call for help.

Juan Williams

Fox News political analyst Juan Williams discusses the absence of honest debate in America and his controversial firing from NPR for a statement he made about Muslims.

Armadebtdon 2011 - Nonfiction Captain America

(EDITORIAL NOTE) When it comes to resolving the debt ceiling crisis, Congress isn't bad at its job, it's just equivalent to a skunk with its head in a jar of Skippy peanut butter.

Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded

In the herd of Republican candidates, Rick Santorum is a wounded wildebeest, and Newt Gingrich is a spawning salmon.

Indecision 2012 - Survival of the Funded - King of the Jungle

Tim Pawlenty opposes charisma, Herman Cain misunderstands the Constitution, and Michele Bachmann battles migraines -- so Mitt Romney emerges as the GOP's thick-maned Aslan.

Accountability in the U.K.

The bus to Piccadilly Circus is a rough ride as the freshly-strewn News Corp. employees hastily jettisoned by Rupert Murdoch line the streets of London.

Accountability in the U.K - David Cameron Kills it

America's government should start drinking motherf**king tea and eating motherf**king finger sandwiches to be as awesome England's government.

Horrible Bosses

(EDITORIAL NOTE) Scotland Yard doesn't consider the death of the News of the World whistleblower suspicious, and Rupert Murdoch and his son appear before Parliament.

Horrible Bosses - Fox News Won't Dumpster Dive

(EDITORIAL NOTE) Instead of wasting its time with the epic scandal consuming Britain's journalistic establishment, Fox News investigates whether NPR is an agent of jihadist inquisition.

Former president of Pakistan Pervez Musharraf admits to Pakistani intelligence failures but insists Pakistan did not hide Osama bin Laden. Pervez Musharraf believes withdrawing American troops from Afghanistan without first stabilizing the country will give terrorist groups an advantage.

Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling

(EDITORIAL NOTE) If America reaches the point where the amount of bulls**t exceeds the amount of actual things, it will effectively default on reality.