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Irony 2009
Steven Levitt
Steven Levitt creates controversy by exploring prostitution and alternative solutions to global warming.
Eff'dghanistan - John Kerry & Dick Cheney
John Kerry bores Hamid Karzai into an election recount, and Dick Cheney objects to President Obama's dithering on Afghanistan.
From Here to Neutrality
John McCain asks the government to stay away from the Internet with the Internet Freedom Act of 2009.
Quitter
In her final speech as governor, Sarah Palin criticizes the media, denounces Hollywood and makes veiled Ashley Judd references.
Jon Stewart Jizz-Ams in Front of Children - Cap'n Trade
Cap'n Trade starts off as a super-strong energy bill until he gets stripped of his powers and becomes a horribly compromised law.
Barney Frank Extended Interview Pt. 2
Barney Frank doesn't want home ownership for low-income people -- he wants affordability.
Robert Kenner
Robert Kenner warns that inexpensive food will cost Americans more money in health care.
150 Years of Solitude
John Oliver describes the unsustainable derivatives of Bernie Madoff's prison hand job Ponzi scheme.
Changeling
Arlen Specter switches parties based on his "I would like to remain a senator" principle.
Jennifer Burns
Jennifer Burns can't explain why Ayn Rand's atheism is not much of an issue among conservatives today.
You've Got Fail
The RNC's new website features an American flag with hydraulics and Michael Steele's blog, "What Up."
Doubt Break '09
Glenn Beck has to decide how much he trusts his government before getting the swine flu vaccine.
Dow Jones Rebounds to 1999
It's a second chance to party like it's 1999 now that the stock market is exactly where it was 10 years ago.
Barbara Ehrenreich
Barbara Ehrenreich says people can't boost their immune systems or attract wealth with positive thoughts.
Rape-Nuts
Al Franken proposes getting rid of the old "it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object.
Super Prize Me
Barack Obama's critics don't think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, but he proves them wrong by bombing the moon.
Janet Napolitano
Part I: Janet Napolitano explains how she communicates with the 23 different departments that make up Homeland Security. Part II: Janet Napolitano says dealing with swine flu is much more straightforward than handling terrorism.
David Gregory
David Gregory believes President Obama has no choice but to tell Republicans that government is the solution.
Afghanistan: The Graveyard of Empires Strikes Back
Jason Jones suggests a possible strategy for Afghanistan, in which giant, idling trucks surround the country.
Ray Mabus
Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus praises the well-trained and incredibly patriotic men and women in uniform.
